Yes i ma back! actually i was back few days ago. Lazy to blog. haha. Got abit alot to write. oo well.. Lets talk abt my china experience.

Overall it was good. Good food. PRETTY GIRLS! hahaha! i didnt know my cousins from china were that pretty. too bad i aint showing you ppl. They say a picture shows a thousand words. my words are worth a thousand pictures. muahaha. They were slim and slender, with beautiful eyes and a cute dimple. with legs so long and sexy. i tio stunnededed. hahaha. u horny baskets all excited right. lol.

The food there was OILY, SALTY, SWEET, FATTENING. but i liked it. muahahaha. No wonder i look so big now. oo well. time to lose some weight. cant fit in to some of my clothes.

I went for a massage too. The girl who massaged me was like an angel. only 18 years old. So pretty. but danm! she suck at massaging. intially my back was aching, after her massage my shoulders ache, legs ache and neck ache. -.- i wasnt pleased. so i came back the next day. another therapist help me on my feet. She wasnt pretty as the first one. but still aceptable. but the moment she pressed on my feet. WOW. angel touch and a force of a ox. i dunoe how does two adjectives mix but u get the idea. ITS WOW GOOD. i slept after 5 mins. haha. it was tat danm good. Those ppl can keep time very well. it was a 70 mins massage. and ON THE DOT they will leave promptly. Basket cheapskates. but it was worth it.haha

so there were 3 old ppl in the trip. they were hilariously funny. 2 old ladies and 1 old man. the 2 old ladies will always quarrel one. FOREVER quarrelling. one complain the other takes very slow to shower. the other complain she walks too slow. but the funny thing is. they are forever sticked together, if one cannot find the other, one would seriously find the other. haha. ok there was once early in the morning. one of the old ladies told me that she cant find her denches. she was like um mm ummm mmm.. lol then in the end it was my grandfather who took it. He tought it was his spare denches. it would be funnier if she couldnt find it. then she will be talking like ummm mmm mm umm.. lol

I gt nearly drunked when those distant relatives kept asking me to GAN GAN GAN! so i drank arnd 9 glasses of wine. -.- 11.8% alcohol. Surprsingly i was quite sober. lol. but those relatives of mine can drink 36 BOTTLES of beer. -.- and they dun have beer belly. >.<

Oo ya. i missed my flight. and had to stay an extra day. agency pay all. so who cares. bought loads of stuff. =D 

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